Part three of “American Politics: The Stupiding”

Rep. Elijah Cummings: Okay shit is going to get REAL now.

Trey Gowdy:Fuck. Where is Darrell Issa when we need him?

EC: YOUNG MAN, SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I AM DONE PLAYING WITH YOU ALL. WE ARE ALL DONE PLAYING HERE.

TG: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [ears quivering in terror]

EC: I AM NOT EVEN HAVING THIS SHIT.

TG: uh, well, I can totally raise my voice too and stuff but it is way harder bc I’m trying to make shit up at the same time

[EC receives a note: probably from Hilary, and probably reading “KICK ASS, DUDE!! YESSSSS!”]

TG: Blah and blah and blah and let me let my voice go up and down and stuff–

EC: [EPIC FUCKING SIDE EYE]

TG: *cries*

[adjourned for lunch]

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